“Tired of political impotence”: rap battle between “United Russia” Anokhin and “Yabloko” Reznik. Rap battle Reznik vs Anokhin: the best moments A deputy who loves rap asked the prosecutor's office to check the Oksimiron-Gnoiny battle for extremism

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“I’ll tear you apart like Tuzik’s hot water bottle”

The deputy who complained to the prosecutor's office about the Oksimiron-Gnoiny battle lost in the rap battle

Screenshot of the Life Shot Telegram channel video

Deputies of the Legislative Assembly of St. Petersburg "United Russia" Andrei Anokhin and Maxim Reznik from the "Growth Party" fought in a rap battle. The winner was Reznik. A fragment of the speech was published by the Life Shot Telegram channel.

“You are a page, not a hero. You wrote denunciations to the consulate. Circulation - zero. Your outrageousness is a pain, the crew is under escort, all your ins and outs are under our feet,” Anokhin addressed the enemy. In response, Reznik read: “I hugged everyone, but if you still don’t understand, look at the news from two months ago. When I see you, Anokhin MS, you, Drosik, don’t be sad. I'll tear you apart like Tuzik breaks a hot water bottle. Today, in October, is the fifth. You, you. Possessed, possessed."

A deputy who loves rap asked the prosecutor's office to check the Oksimiron-Gnoiny battle for extremism

Earlier, in an interview with Channel 5, Anokhin stated that Maxim Reznik, in his opinion, is “the personification of double standards” and claimed that he wants to participate in the battle in order to show young people the true face of those who are always dissatisfied.

Let us recall that in September Anokhin asked the Prosecutor General's Office of the Russian Federation to check calls for inciting ethnic hatred for extremism, as well as for insulting the feelings of believers in the August rap battle between Oksimiron and Gnoyny, RT reported. According to the parliamentarian, he “was not personally affected by anything,” but he would like rules for such events to be established to prevent possible violations of current legislation.

Deputies organized a full-fledged club event

While the leadership of the St. Petersburg parliament prohibits deputies' assistants from appearing at the entrance without ties, and also organizes prayer services and sends United Russia on a religious procession along Nevsky Prospect, the deputies themselves have decided to become closer to the people. Andrey Anokhin challenged Maxim Reznik to a rap battle: the deputies organized a full-fledged club event with rounds and judges from the St. Petersburg rap scene.

Over five rounds, the deputies managed to discuss “Matilda,” the transfer of St. Isaac’s Cathedral to the Russian Orthodox Church, the operetta of the St. Petersburg opposition, corruption and the problems of modern politics. In conditions when there is practically no real active political life in the city, the odious battle of deputies brought a full house to the club. There were people in suits and ties who work in the Legislative Assembly (former and current deputies, including Oksana Dmitrieva, as well as their assistants), and a crowd of journalists and political activists. A ticket to the event cost 300 rubles, and the organizers promised to donate all the money earned to charity. The parter was suspiciously enthusiastically rooting for the deputies, and the texts contained openly provocative (if not illegal - deputy Anokhin promised to check) passages.

“You wrote denunciations to the consulate, the circulation was zero. All your ins and outs are right under our feet!” - Anokhin began the first round. “Maxim - you are a machine gun! But you’re shooting askew... The opposition is your product, and it’s not too dear to you.” Reznik retorted: “And so Anokhin, with his brain wrinkling crumbs, formulated the essence of the era: we all must unite and eat rubber.. Whoever disagrees is a traitor “, for every traitor there is a punisher” “Listen, Anokhin, why do you need gadgets? You're all Orthodox, you're streaming myrrh in places. Do you think there is direct contact with God if you are with security officers and cops? People are trash to you, statistics are a herd. With friends like you, Russia doesn’t need enemies... "Matilda", censer, Prokhanov - weirdo!"

Andrey Anokhin - left, Maxim Reznik - right.

After the second round, the organizers were worried: would they get home, or would they be “accepted” immediately upon leaving?

“What do you know about the struggle that I wage wherever the question requires it?” - Anokhin began the second round and recalled his “victory” over one of the neglected old city dumps and work on migration legislation. “Why would Isaac give it away? - You began to ask questions together. So that when they come to the cathedral, they don’t collect a fee from the people!” “And I have one goal here: to revive the people’s memory and serve the voter.”

Typically, both deputies periodically looked at the screens standing left and right next to the stage, got confused and forgot the text. Reznik actively quoted Griboyedov, Pushkin and other classics. He threatened Anokhin with young people, saying that “Uncle Vova’s fairy tales” are no longer interesting to young people and “they want competition, tired of your political impotence.”

In the fourth-fifth round, Reznik finally “finished off” his opponent with stories about Navalny, who, compared to current politicians, “is not so bad.” “Yabloko” expectedly won the battle, and the audience expressed hope that perhaps next time they would see Boris Vishnevsky and Vitaly Milonov on stage. (Although Milonov himself recently demanded that the rappers be shot. However, Anokhin promised to check Reznik’s text for compliance with the law - maybe the deputy will also be punished for odious language.

At the “debate in a form accessible to young people,” parliamentarians intended to discuss the most pressing urban and all-Russian problems - the transfer of Isaac to the Russian Orthodox Church, the annexation of Crimea to Russia, corruption, the scandal surrounding the film “Matilda,” etc. The battle format is five rounds of two minutes each .

Maxim Reznik previously published an announcement of the future political battle on his YouTube channel, introducing himself as MC Onyal. Reznik, according to him, chose a pseudonym for the speech not by chance: “If you believe the St. Petersburg cops, whom I systematically beat. I use one technique - I hug the neck, but I don’t know any other techniques,” the deputy said. This is a reference to his arrest in July of this year. Reznik received 10 days in pre-trial detention for “grabbing the neck” of a Russian Guard colonel at a rally. He also sent a couple of rhyming threats to his opponent in advance. “I’ll tear you apart like a hot water bottle in October 5th. You, you - possessed, possessed,” Reznik promised.

With such “promotion,” about one and a half hundred people came to the Action club on Ligovsky Prospekt last night.

The bulk of the audience seemed to be made up of rap youth, but a careful look at the crowd revealed that more than half of those gathered were city media journalists, political scientists, deputies of the Legislative Assembly of St. Petersburg and their assistants. Among the legislators, Reznik’s colleagues from the “Growth Party” Oksana Dmitrieva and Sergei Trokhmanenko, “Spravoross” Alexander Egorov and “United Russia” Roman Koval came to indulge in rapping. They were accompanied by activists of the “Spring” movement, several members of the St. Petersburg OFAS, as well as employees of the Mariinsky Palace - from staff members to saleswomen from the canteen.

“Warming up” for the politicians were representatives of the St. Petersburg underground - MC Povodyr, Misha Born and MC Shchi. The guys constantly “stirred up” the public’s interest in the upcoming fight between Reznik and Anokhin. At the same time, judging by the intonation, the real rappers did not expect much from the neophytes.

Finally, Anokhin and Reznik appeared on stage to thunderous applause. Judging by the words of the “rappers” themselves, both prepared for the battle for a long time and seriously. Anokhin allegedly sat in the lobby of the Astoria Hotel for three days and wrote a text. And Reznik claims that he prepared wherever he could: “On the plane, at home, in a bar, etc.” Nevertheless, before the start of the battle, many feared that they would be ashamed of the politicians. After all, they are adults, respectable people, but they act out on stage like teenagers. Still, rap in Russia is clearly a youth subculture. But already at the very beginning of the battle it became clear that it could turn out cool! Andrei Anokhin was the first to enter:

“I threw down the gauntlet to you, because your palms are freezing.
You're not ready to hear the truth, but I still understand
What kind of fruit are you, Maxim, in this apple basket?
I will arrange everything in piles, as if in a card scarf.

Different masks are worn on you:
Who is liberal here and who is Pennywise?
The schoolboy does not see the identity under the mask,
There is no time to delve into the reasons - pass!

You're not on the political stage, you're on the circus stage,
The scenery was set up like a diver with his head
Buried yourself in the role, although there are zero facts, you are not de Gaulle to us,
What have you given to this country besides bribes, troll?

Your party - "Apple" - is a bone of discord,
You took the reforms of the 90s from Pandora's box.
So you love the country by dismantling its treasury
In your pockets, charlatans, masters of window dressing!” Anokhin attacked.

“You say there is frost in my beard?
Are you blue from fear?
It's not frost in the beard - it's cabbage!
Not much with arguments!
My head is empty
Just one roll of cotton wool
Hidden far under the skull.

Look, MS Anokhin
Wrinkled the baby's brain
And he formulated the essence of the era:
"In this difficult time
We all need to unite and eat rubber
Only domestic production.
The most delicious - at Lada Kalina -
Putin rode it. It has a raspberry flavor,” Reznik retorted.

The independent rhymes of the deputies sounded quite cheerful - so much so that their performance excited even young professional rappers. The deputies got a taste for it, the audience reacted to their “punch” with shouts and applause. In one of the rounds, Reznik addressed his opponent as a member of the “party in power” that is putting pressure on cultural figures:

“Why did they imprison Kirill Serebrennikov,
Are you having a nightmare for Alexei Uchitel?
Hit the best people with a large-caliber censer
You are like tormenting devils!
Soon you will dress everyone in khaki robes.
Look, you won’t collect the relics when it comes to a fight!”

Four resident rappers from the club were invited to serve as judges so that the assessments were objective and independent. True, the host of the battle defiantly came out wearing a T-shirt with the president, telling everyone that “this is incredibly cool.” There were some hiccups along the way - both Reznik and Anokhin got confused a couple of times, got stuck, and forgot the text, but there was still no shame in them.

By the way, in the “panchas” the deputies did not leave forbidden topics for themselves: they remembered Putin unkindly, discussed “Matilda”, scolded the governor and officials.

Reznik in rhyme accused his opponent of the duplicity of his “party in power”: slinging mud at America and Europe in between trips to the Maldives and devoutly worshiping iPhones. Anokhin countered, saying that the oppositionists themselves are involved in corruption, even though they accuse the authorities of embezzlement. It’s funny: with each round the fight looked more and more like real political debates, which have not happened in St. Petersburg since the beginning of the 2000s. Older viewers recalled this forgotten format with nostalgia.

Five rounds with short breaks seemed to fly by in an instant - although in the end the show lasted an hour and a half. The rapper jury, whose members before the start of the battle claimed that they would “break for Putin,” unanimously gave the victory to Maxim Reznik. The rappers said that they were closer to the oppositionist’s texts, and... also criticized the “party in power.” His opponent Anokhin accepted the defeat with dignity, saying that “he will think about what exactly his opponent impressed the jury with.” However, both MPs received excellent PR and eventually walked off the stage as real rap stars.

For the first time in St. Petersburg, a political rap battle took place between Legislative Assembly deputies Andrei Anokhin and Maxim Reznik. The battle ended in victory for the oppositionist.

Video: the best moments of the rap battle between Maxim Reznik and Andrey Anokhin

The channel site visited the main political event of this fall. The first Internet television of St. Petersburg offers its report from the rap battle between United Russia member Andrei Anokhin and the representative of the Party of Growth in the Legislative Assembly, Maxim Reznik. We have collected in this video the best punches of politicians-rappers, the reactions of the audience and harsh statements from experienced MCs from the jury. Looking ahead, let's say that the oppositionist literally “carried out” the representative of the party in power. The jury recorded Reznik's victory with a score of 4-0. However, there were those in the hall who liked Anokhin’s punches more, and many decided that both deputies performed at a low level.

Each of our viewers will be able to form their own opinion about who was stronger in this verbal and musical skirmish between the deputies. Write in the comments who was stronger and whose punches were the toughest.

Before the rap battle, the host of the football show with a portrait of VVP gave the deputies the opportunity to speak out. Andrei Anokhin invited those gathered to “make some noise” to express support for their candidate. At the same time, the United Russia member actively gesticulated and was clearly emotional.

Maxim Reznik was not so verbose: he asked to start the battle as soon as possible, since “I’m ***** waiting.”

Then came the “punch” from Andrei Anokhin.

“I threw down the gauntlet to you. And your palms are freezing. You are not ready to listen to the truth, but I still understand. What kind of fruit are you, Maxim, in this “apple” basket. I will arrange everything in piles, as if in a card scarf. Different masks are put on you - who is a liberal here, and who is a p... Penny Weiss. The schoolboy does not see the mask under the mask, there is no reason to dig - there is no time, pass!

Max, you are not in the political arena, you are in the circus. He staged the scenery like a diver, immersed himself in the role, although there were zero facts. What have you given to this country - you are not De Gaulle for us. What have you given to this country besides bribes, dude? Your “Apple” is a bone of contention. You took the reforms of the 90s out of Pandora's box. So you love our country by plundering its treasury. You are showing off, masters,” the bearded deputy read.

“Maxim, you are a machine gun, but you shoot askew! You need the corpses of the people, because you want to wash their brains,” he finished.

Maxim Reznik's answer turned out to be short and convincing - largely due to the parliamentarian's clearer diction.

"There are not many arguments, the head is empty. Only one bunch of cotton wool is hidden deep under the skull. And MC Anokhin, wrinkling his little brain, formulated the essence of the era. In this difficult time, you all must unite and eat rubber. Only domestic production, only with "Lada Kalina" Putin drove it, it tastes like raspberries. Anyone who disagrees is a traitor, for every traitor there is a punisher. So Anokhin is in trend, in fashion, although he is a bare six in the Kremlin deck.

I repeat for those in the tank, your clamps are from the basements of the Lubyanka,” Maxim Reznik said.

Subsequently, politicians continued to adhere to similar styles in delivering their “strikes.” They made fun of each other, even allowed slight insults. But they made fun of not each other, but the political forces that each of the opponents represented.

However, there were also original texts. Here, for example, is what kind of “punch” Reznik and Anokhin exchanged closer to the finish of the battle. Thus, Anokhin compared himself with Yuri Dudem, and Reznik presented the party in power in the form of evil magicians from Harry Potter.

“And what do you know about how the Earth was given away wholesale. For half a penny, without bidding - Anokhin will not become an outpost. And these topics are not PR. There, crime makes the final decision. The traditions of the silent forces that I defeated. You will tell you You can’t understand us - it’s crazy, you can’t take away the roles here, I’m Yuri Dud, you’re Hanza Mai. But what do you know about the struggle that I wage everywhere? that it smelled as if your gangway had been there,” Anokhin said aggressively.

“The main slogan is hilarious. Let’s fight back against the agents of Gryffindor. In front are the city parasites, behind them are the evil parasites, followed by the thieving raspberries and other Slytherin students. These are not the people, they are worse than the people, these are the best people of our city,” Reznik read.

In the final, the jury members, among whom were mainly urban underground MCs of moderate fame, gave a “dry” victory to the oppositionist. However, each of them almost openly said that they liked Reznik in a political sense. To be fair, this somewhat spoiled the impression of the judging - after all, even though the opposition player looked more cheerful than his competitor, the state of affairs on the court clearly did not lead to defeat.

Let us note that after the rap battle, many jury members spoke quite harshly about what they saw. Among them there were those who tore both deputies to smithereens. We wrote that.