Scenes of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Women's birthday celebration
If you are organizing a celebration of an anniversary, then you need to prepare well for it. Be sure to come up with funny pranks and games for guests. It’s even better if you have a couple of skits that will make guests laugh so hard that they will fall off their chairs. For example, the scene: hu and li is a great option for an anniversary. Hu and Li are the names of foreign guests who came from far away to congratulate the hero of the occasion on the anniversary. The names alone will cause delight and laughter among guests. And you will find out for yourself what will happen next.
Everyone knows how great it is to get together with a group of friends and sit out in the evening. And to make it even better and more interesting for you, there are new impromptu fairy tales for a drunken group of friends for various holidays. For example, for an anniversary or New Year, birthday or just for friendly gatherings. See our ideas, take something for yourself and have fun.
How nice it is to sit with friends, drink beer and discuss the latest news. But sooner or later, simple get-togethers get boring and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh to make the evening even better and brighter. What should you play? Maybe new fairy tale adaptations for drunken company? It is very easy to role-play such fairy tales. You just need to assign roles, and then everything will go by itself. Look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.
No matter what holiday you celebrate, you always need to organize games and competitions, conduct fun game blocks and even perform fairy tales and performances! But in order to show a fairy tale or a play, you need to rehearse, but there is no time for this. How to be? This is where an instant impromptu performance for a cheerful company comes to the rescue, which does not require preparation or rehearsals. You only need to select guests to participate in the performances. Give them a role and words and that’s it – you can show the skit to the audience, who will definitely appreciate it.
Unusual congratulations, skits, fairy tales - impromptu, which are arranged on a woman's anniversary have their own characteristics.
It is desirable that in the stories played out the emotional emphasis is placed on the hero of the occasion. Of course, any will bring pleasure to the hero of the day, but if they also give her the opportunity to feel like the center of attention, especially male attention, it will be more impressive.
This author's collection contains just such fairy tales and impromptu theater for a woman’s anniversary, thanks to which the birthday girl will feel like the queen of the ball, and the guests will be happy to pamper her with attention and have fun themselves.
1. Impromptu fairy tale for a woman’s anniversary “The best gift”.
The impromptu fairy tale is based on the plot of the well-known story about Winnie the Pooh and his friends. Four “actors” are invited to participate; each receives a role and words that must be spoken whenever the name of their character is heard in the text - preferably with a boastful intonation, as if presenting themselves from their advantageous side. Much depends on the expressiveness of the text itself and the artistry of the participants, especially on how inanimate objects play out their roles: the Pot and the Ball. At the end of the fairy tale there is a general dance (you need to agree on music with the DJ in advance).
Characters and lines:
Ball:"Best gift"
Winnie the Pooh:“I write well”
Piglet:“Free until Friday”
Pot of honey:"Sweet Handsome"
Preface(read by presenter)
They say that you should give friends what is dear and what you like. That’s why Winnie the Pooh and Piglet didn’t doubt for a minute what to give the birthday girl when they were called to the anniversary (Name).
Winnie the Pooh decided to give a Pot of Honey, the most beautiful Pot in the world, inside of which there was so much sweet, sweet honey. And Piglet is his favorite balloon - tender, light and beautiful. So, actors out!
Fairy tale text:
Winnie the Pooh carefully took the precious Pot in his hands and carried it as a gift to the hero of the day.
And Piglet looked at his Ball, touched it, it seemed to him that it was not big and elastic enough for a gift, and decided to inflate it a little more. At this time, Vinnie also remembered that you need to give only the best and, .... solely in order to make sure that he is doing exactly that: giving the best honey in the best Pot, Vinnie stopped, put the Pot, looked at it, stroked its smooth sides on all sides and did not find a single flaw. Then Vinny... just to make sure, first smelled the honey inside the Pot, the smell was simply divine, then he licked it a little and began to listen to his feelings. Let's leave Vinny to enjoy and return to Piglet.
What about Piglet? Piglet once again appreciated his gift, examined it, touched it - now Ball was beautiful and elastic, just what he needed! Piglet tied a ribbon around Ball and began running around the hall with him, joyful and cheerful.
At this time, Vinny....finally became convinced that the honey was really good and had already taken the Pot in his hands, but.....somehow he doubted it, what if it just seemed like it?! Vinnie quickly looked at the Pot, stroked it and licked the contents again, then again, but how could it be otherwise, what if it’s only tasty from the top?!
Piglet,... having run around and admired his Ball a lot, decided that it was time to say goodbye to him and take him to the hero of the day. He sadly hugged his Balloon, so tightly that he could not stand it and began to deflate right in his hands, and now the deflated Balloon literally hung on Piglet. In despair, Piglet began to look around and then... he saw his friend Winnie the Pooh, who also looked very puzzled: he looked confusedly into his Pot, realizing that he had gotten carried away and had eaten all the honey and had nothing to give him.
Then Piglet came up with his deflated Balloon to Winnie the Pooh with an empty Pot and offered to give the birthday girl a simple joy which no amount of money can buy. They approached the DJ, ordered fiery music, then, together with Ball and the cheerful Potty, who came to life from the sounds of music, they formed a “lambada train” and all the guests began to gather to dance for the sake of the hero of the day, a common cheerful dance.
“Lambada” or another dance tune sounds - everyone dances.
2. Fairy tale - impromptu "Festive Cake" from
The fairy tale is played out according to the principle of the game “Six Chairs”. 6 participants are called, each one draws a card with the character’s name and a line, and everyone sits on chairs. Then the presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, everyone, as soon as he hears the mention of his character, jumps up and, shouting his words loudly, runs around the chairs. When the word “holiday” appears in the text, all the players join the participant with such a card - everyone runs and shouts: “Hurray!”
Characters and lines
Girl: “Oh, how fun!”
Guests: “Congratulations!”
Gifts: “Everyone loves me!”
Cake: “Finger lickin’ good”
Candles: “We’re burning, we’re burning!”
Holiday: “Hurray!”
Text
“Once upon a time there lived a very beautiful and very kind Girl. More than anything else, the Girl loved Guests, Holidays, Gifts and Cake with Candles. And therefore, each of her birthdays turned into a real Holiday, Guests came to the Girl, brought Gifts and began to have fun. And at the very height of the Holiday, a Cake was always solemnly brought out, on which every year there was one more Candle. The girl made a wish and blew with all her might on the lit Candles. The Girl blew on the Candles so hard that everything around: the Girl, the Guests, the Gifts - became white from the powdered sugar from the Cake. Having blown out the Candles on the Cake, the Girl and all the Guests began to laugh, looking at each other, in general, it turned out to be a cheerful Holiday.
It must be said that the Girl’s wish always came true, because she wished for one thing: that the Holiday in her life would never end, that every year Guests would come to her birthday, bring Gifts, and she would blow out the Candles on the Cake again and all the Guests would laugh again. So that everyone has a good time, as only happens at a real Holiday!!!”
3. Impromptu theater for the hero of the day “Stop a moment.”
For this unusual impromptu congratulation from men, we invite 5-7 men who truly love, appreciate and admire the hero of the occasion and the hero of the day herself. We explain the conditions of the game: the presenter reads out the text, the men play out everything they hear, the hero of the day sits beautifully on a chair.
The presenter, in addition to the text, gives his (presumably witty) comments during the story, as if guiding the process (an approximate version of the comments is attached).
Required details: a chair and a roll of wallpaper or other paper (at least 50 cm wide), painted to look like a stream.
Characters: Sun, Sand, Travelers (3-5 people), Anniversary Girl (distribute roles among participants).
Text
Let's fantasize a little and imagine that our Travelers accidentally found themselves completely alone in a hot desert, without food, without water and without an accompanying person, imagine? Then, let's continue our story.
So, the desert, the lost Travelers hopelessly look around, but wherever they look: to the south, to the north, to the west or to the east - everywhere they see only one Sand and the burning Sun (Show us how you look around, Sand and Sun you are everywhere, wherever they look, be everywhere..).
Travelers understand that they need to find a way and move forward, the sun is mercilessly scorching (Sun, shine! Even more mercilessly, please!),
The sand burns the feet of travelers (Sand, burn the feet of travelers).
But the men, wiping off their sweat, go (Wipe away the sweat, not all of it has been wiped away, I can see drops on my nose..).
They walked and walked, the sun burned their heads, and they tried in every possible way to hide and protect themselves from it (The sun burns your heads, and you protect the Travelers, your heads will be useful to you).
The sand burned their feet and they skipped (Sand is your way out, take care of the Travelers’ feet, and you jump, it’s hot).
From thirst and fatigue, the men fell, but rose again and moved on. (….) . And so, when the Travelers began to lose all hope of salvation, they were tired of brushing aside the Sun and jumping from the touch of the hot Sand (…).
They saw something beautiful in the distance (the presenter points to the hero of the day, the assistant at this time should spread a drawn stream at the feet of the hero of the day)… it was a life-giving stream.
The travelers, with their last strength, rushed to the stream, knelt down and began to greedily drink water from it. (Drink, bend down lower, because you want to plunge your whole body into the stream..).
Freeze! (Freeze everyone) Or, as the poet would say: “Stop a moment, you are beautiful”
Our charming birthday girl, look how many men are kneeling in front of you and treating you like a life-giving source. We are sure that such moments in your life will be repeated more than once, because it is the life-giving power and support of a woman that inspires men to great deeds and deeds. And behind every great man there is a great woman like ours... (Name)
To the participants - our applause and the honorable right to kiss the hand of the charming... (name of the hero of the day) and let's raise a glass to the greatness of the hero of the day.
This one, its plot is also based on the fact that the hero of the day sits in the center, and fans “bust” around her. The task of the six male participants is to dramatize the story they heard and “atone” the hero of the day with their attention.
Characters:
Red Yagodka - birthday girl,
Two Mosquitoes,
Gooseberry.
Text
So, I lived in a strawberry meadow,
But maybe on strawberry,
In general, in a beautiful clearing,
Right on the tubercle, not in the dimple,
Krasna Yagodka grew for many years,
And the beauty... the likes of which the world has never seen!
We don't know what year she was born,
But our Berry was in its very juice!!!
And traditionally on your birthday,
She accepted congratulations from everyone:
All her fans always gather
Berries are trying to capture the heart.
Her neighbor Oak is playfully tickling her with its branches,
Bumblebee - pollinates, marries, or what?
The breeze blows over her and gently caresses her,
And the Mosquitoes, out of envy, bite them all.
Krasnaya Yagodka doesn’t stand out to anyone,
Only royally accepts courtship!
But suddenly, Gooseberry appeared in the clearing,
A well-known treacherous lover in the area.
He pushed everyone away with his thorns:
He appeared before Yagodka in all his glory:
So elastic, it shines like amber from the inside,
And he plays flirtatiously with green eyes.
Yagodka's cheeks turned red from embarrassment...
But then former fans became bolder:
The oak waved its branches at the opponent,
The bumblebee flew in circles and buzzed,
The wind blows your cheeks with all its might,
And mosquitoes bite him on both sides!
Gooseberry weakly fought off everyone,
And under passionate pressure he gave in.
He was only ready to let me win,
And not these real cool guys!
Berry watched the battle playfully
And I felt like a prom queen!
And her retinue drove out the handsome stranger,
And the ritual in the clearing began all over again:
The oak tickles playfully with its branches,
Bumblebee - pollinates, definitely wants something!?
The breeze blows and gently caresses,
And the Mosquitoes bite everyone out of envy.
Berry was amused and waved her hand:
This is a sign of approval for a kiss!
Fans are allowed to kiss her,
And hold Berry’s hand in yours! (men kiss the hand of the hero of the day)
Now is the time to crown her! (bring in the crown)
And everyone can congratulate!!!
The fairy tale ends with the coronation of the birthday girl, which can be continued with a themed anniversary ceremony, for example, “The Queen's Retinue,” which can be watched.
5. Impromptu theater "English scene"
Everyone is welcome to participate. The presenter distributes roles (animate and inanimate) and reads the text, the actors portray.
Characters:
Lame, fat king Sigismund III,
British Queen,
Duke Goldsmith (queen's lover)
The stick (which always creaks)
Poodle Williams,
A curtain,
Spectators are divided into:
- the stalls, where the audience sits importantly, looking at the actors through lorgnettes;
- an amphitheater where the audience sheds tears, wiping their eyes with handkerchiefs;
- mezzanine, where the audience fans themselves;
- the upper tiers of the balcony, where the audience giggles, where the young secretly pinch the young ladies, etc.
Text:
Leading: So the show begins. Actors on stage!
Picture 1.
The curtain opens. The Queen of England is on stage. She rushes around the palace in search of the ring. The ring given to her by her lover Duke Goldsmith has disappeared. The fat and ugly King Sigismund III enters, leaning on a Stick. The stick creaks under the weight of his body. The King tries to hug the Queen. The queen runs away in horror. The king's favorite dog, Poodle Williams, runs in. He barks loudly three times. The King threatens him with the Stick, Williams grabs the Stick and runs away. The king, shouting: “Sorry, Williams” and “Give me the stick,” runs after him. The curtain closes.
Picture 2.
The curtain went up. The Queen tears out her hair. The Duke enters. He falls to his knees and begins to collect the queen's hair. The queen is crying. The fat King comes running to the noise, leaning on a Stick. He looks in bewilderment. The stick creaks. Williams barks backstage. The curtain went up.
Picture 3.
The curtain went up. Poodle Williams finds the ring and takes it to the king. The king reads the inscription: "Love me as I love you. Duke." And he begins to sob, the stick creaks. Williams barks. The moon is rising. The King and Williams howl at the moon. The curtain went up.
Picture 4.
The curtain went up. The bald Queen comes running to the howl of the King and Williams; she has pulled out all her hair. The poodle licks her bald head. The Duke runs in. Sees the bald Queen, falls and dies. The King gives the ring to the Queen. The stick creaks, Williams barks. The Queen takes the ring, puts it on the Duke's finger, mourns him, but returns to the King. The King forgives the Queen. Williams walks up to Duke's body and starts nipping at his heels. The Duke's body rises. The Queen's hair is growing back. The King throws away the Stick and stops limping. The poodle jumps for joy and jumps into the Queen's arms. Happy end. The curtain has fallen!
6. Impromptu fairy tale for the young hero of the day “Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs”
The presenter invites the hero of the day and seven male guests to participate in this fun event. Preferably gnome and Snow White costumes (or caps for gnomes and a large bow on the headband for the birthday girl). Participants act out the text of the fairy tale and dance (prepare musical accompaniment in advance)
Text
Behind seven forests behind seven mountains lived 7 dwarfs
(they come out dancing to Letka-Enka)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (the dwarves bow)
The gnomes were real heroes, handsome men and hard workers.
Of course, everyone had their weaknesses.....
Monday - loved to sleep;
Tuesday - I loved to eat even more;
Wednesday - he was constantly lifting up his shirt, pants, front and back;
Thursday - constantly picked his nose and tried to pick someone else's;
Friday - he sneezed endlessly, he sneezed left and right, on everything and everyone;
Saturday - always sticking his nose where it doesn't belong;
And Sunday - hovered in the clouds and caught flies;
But most of the time they worked, mining gold and precious stones.
They did all this for the sake of one... only woman - the beautiful Snow White!
(comes out to the music of “royal fanfare”)
They all loved her very much, looked after her and vying with each other to compliment her.
She responded to them with care and affection... and the dwarves did not miss the opportunity to pamper Snow White.
Monday - he sat her lovingly on his lap;
Tuesday - massaged her shoulders;
Wednesday - gently stroked her head and admired her wonderful hair;
Thursday - kissed her white hands;
Friday - massaged her tired legs;
Saturday - sang romances to her;
And Sunday - swatting away flies
(The presenter speaks mysteriously)
But they had another favorite activity that they all did together....
and then Snow White was the happiest woman in the whole wide world.....
BECAUSE....... (pause) LOVED IT VERY MUCH ................(pause) DANCE!!! (loud) ROCK'N'ROLL!!!
Snow White and the dwarves dance and invite the public.
Girls and women of all ages are very sensitive to the birthday holiday, with excitement and slight sadness they invite their best friends to visit and set the festive table.
It is very important for women to know that they are remembered and that they are loved very much! And festive scenes and small comic performances will help you show your reverent attitude towards the birthday girls.
Scene - a fabulous celebration
Younger women still remember how they imagined themselves as princesses or heroines of famous fairy tales, so the “Cinderella” scene will serve as a good compliment for them. The following characters participate in the scene:
- Cinderella is the birthday girl. For this role you need a crown and shoes (can serve as a gift)
- Good Fairy - a shiny festive cap or hat and an improvised magic wand
- Evil sisters and stepmother - long skirts or wide scarves and bright makeup. You can simply paint your lips with bright red lipstick
A fairy appears in front of the guests.
- Fairy: Hello, dear guests! Today we have gathered here to congratulate our beloved and dear (name of the birthday girl). She manages everything for us: she does a great job at work, helps her friends and has fun with them, cooks wonderfully and keeps her house clean... like a real Cinderella! Today guests came to congratulate our Cinderella.
- Stepmother and sisters enter. They all speak in an insinuating, malicious voice and fake smiles.
- Stepmother: Cinderella! We have come to wish you a Happy Birthday!
- Fairy (addresses the guests almost in a whisper): And I will help them a little with this.
- First sister: I want to wish you, Cinderella, that you will sew dresses all your life! Fairy (waves her wand): only from the best fashion designers in the world!
- Second sister: No, not like that! I wish you... there are always only frogs!
- Fairy (says a spell): Or better yet, frog legs on a romantic trip to Paris!
- The sisters are crying: Mom, what is it that the fairy is stopping us from congratulating Cinderella!
- Stepmother: That's because you want it wrong! Look! I wish, Cinderella, that you never marry a handsome prince!
- Fairy: Because you are already married to a real king! (for married people) or - because you will marry a real king! (for singles)
After this, shoes are brought out, which act as a gift or simply a prop for a scene, and are put on the birthday girl’s feet.
A sketch for a woman's birthday - the whole camp
Scenes and pranks with gypsies, of course, cannot be called classic, but they are certainly popular among the people! For this skit, you will need a female volunteer among the guests to play the gypsy. Guests should be warned and have change with them. Required details:
- Bright makeup
- Flowing black hair
- A large amount of jewelry, especially necklaces around the neck
- Long skirt and many colored scarves
In the middle of the festive evening, a gypsy runs into the room, dancing to the sounds of a tambourine, and begins the performance:
Gypsy: Ay, dear guests, good evening to you, good hosts! I trampled a hundred roads and walked through a hundred cities before I came to you. And I came to tell you your fate! I feel like something happy is going to happen today! Well, who wants to know first, don’t be shy?
He runs up to the first guest - a man. It’s better if it’s the birthday girl’s lover.
Gypsy: Gild your pen, dear! (The man gives a coin. The gypsy woman looks at the palm thoughtfully.) I see that today you will meet your destiny, that today you will see your love and you will have a lot of happiness with this queen of hearts, you are our king of diamonds!
She runs up to the next person – the birthday girl’s best friend.
Gypsy: Hey, beauty, don’t be stingy, I’ll tell you the whole truth and show you! (Receives a coin). I see that you have a faithful friend in your life, blue eyes (or the color of the birthday girl’s eyes), hair the color of a golden ray (or the color of the birthday girl’s hair)! Take care of her, beauty, she will always be your faithful assistant!
Approaches the parents of the birthday girl.
Gypsy: May you be healthy, good people! Take pity on the poor orphan too! (The gypsy woman is poured a glass and given a snack. She drinks and eats it.) Aw thank you and your home! I foresee that today you will have a happy and joyful day, because you have found a great treasure in life...
Then the gypsy notices the birthday girl.
Gypsy: What a beauty stands before me! Oh oh oh! Now I see who illuminated this house with clear light today!
The gypsy woman gets up and says a toast of congratulations to the birthday girl and gives a gift.
Scenes - seeds
These easy little games will help charge the entire holiday table with positivity and give a good atmosphere to your celebration.
- Ladder
All women love compliments. Therefore, this game is based on them. Everyone sits at the table and pours alcohol into their glasses. The first guest says: “I wish you to be...” and one word of wishes, for example - beautiful. The next guest says the wishes of the previous guest and his own. The third guest says the wishes of the first two and his own. At the same time, wishes should not be repeated.
So the game moves in a circle, increasing in intensity. The guest who cannot repeat all the wishes drinks. And the game starts all over again.
- Mad rabbit
This activity requires 2 volunteers and a host. The host announces that now one volunteer must wish for another animal, and he must show it so that the other guests can guess who it is. The presenter must know which animal the volunteer will wish for. Let it be a rabbit.
While the volunteers go into another room to wish for an animal, the host quietly announces to the guests that the volunteer will show a rabbit.
When the volunteers return and one begins to show the animal, everyone tries hard to pretend that they do not understand who he is showing. As a result, after a couple of minutes the volunteer himself turns into a rabid rabbit.
In fact, the main thing in congratulating a woman on her birthday is a feeling of affection, care, love. Therefore, it doesn’t matter how you decide to congratulate the birthday girl: with a funny or touching scene, funny jokes or pleasant compliments. The main thing is that she feels happy on her special day.
In order for your anniversary to become not an ordinary holiday, but something grandiose and imprinted in memory for a long time, in addition to a well-served table, there must be an evening program. This may include interesting congratulations, music competitions, funny skits, jokes and games. But in order for everything to go smoothly, it is better to worry in advance and come up with a script for the scenes.
For any host, the mood with which the guests will be throughout the entire celebration is important; it follows that competitions should not only be humorous, but also interesting and attract attention.
Any anniversary is divided into three main stages:
- Introductory part (we meet the guests, introduce them, seat them).
- The table part is also the official part (giving gifts, wishes).
- Intermission part (congratulation skits, games, all kinds of entertainment).
The introductory part is usually the most important; all invitees should feel comfortable and not feel abandoned. If the guests arrived at the same time, then a meeting “with bread and salt” is perfect, where the hero of the day himself brings a loaf of bread and gives pieces to the guests. It’s great if all this happens with humor, remembering funny common incidents in life.
You can greet guests in a “camp”; for this you will have to stock up on colorful scarves and a guitar. It is better if all family members participate in this; the more people there are, the noisier the meeting will be. But it is better to say toasts in verse, so all attention will be directed to the birthday person.
If you decide that this is the anniversary your guests should remember, then costume competitions are a must. Dressing up skits are unique competitions; in addition to being an interesting and fun pastime, they help to reveal the diverse talents of those present, and this is ideal for a diverse or unfamiliar company. True, you will have to worry about costumes and other paraphernalia in advance, but a celebration of such magnitude does not take place every day.
Dressing up scenes
Maya the bee
For this you will need a bee costume, however, striped T-shirts will do (preferably black and yellow, but other colors are also suitable, you can translate it into a joke, for example, what a summer, such bees). Maya the bee flies to her birthday with a pot of honey (in fact, you can put a gift or a comic souvenir in the pot). Having arrived, the bee gives a present and flies around the birthday boy with wishes on this significant day.
Anniversary with a star
Musical scenes are a great continuation of the celebration; what is a celebration without songs and dances?! Here, in addition to costumes, the personal artistry of the visiting guests will be needed. Changing clothes takes place in the next room, so that no one sees (the effect of surprise in this case is necessary). Moreover, for a man’s anniversary it is better to give a performance of the fair sex, for example, Serduchka with her outstanding forms or the ageless Pugacheva. But for a woman, Serov with the eternal question - who loves whom, or Leontyev performing the beloved "traffic light" - is perfect for a woman. Alternatively, the roles of women can be played by men and vice versa.
Calling a doctor
This mini skit is suitable instead of a toast to the birthday girl, emphasizing in a comic form all the main female “symptoms”. One of the guests dresses up as a doctor (robe, shoe covers, stethoscope), holding a pre-prepared form with a diagnosis.
Dear guests and relatives of the hero of the day, I (doctor so-and-so) have been observing the behavior and general condition of the patient (name of the hero of the day) for a long time and am ready to make a medical verdict:
Age - at the very peak of female beauty;
Blood – everything here is unambiguous and unconditional – “blood and milk”;
Life activity – comprehensive development, diversity;
Pulse is extremely difficult to measure, as it flows like a spring;
Heartbeat - there is no constant rhythm, sometimes it works like a clock, sometimes it goes off scale from emotions and enthusiasm;
Vision – 110%, it is impossible to hide even a small thing;
The sense of smell is generally a bomb; it instantly determines where and with whom a loved one has recently communicated;
Hearing is exceptional, not a single call goes unheard;
Complaints – falls asleep instantly when reading books or after a heavy dinner;
The daily routine increasingly shifts from active to lying down.
Based on the above, I am ready to make an unequivocal verdict - the patient has just begun to live.
It is recommended to have only an active lifestyle, to exclude passivity and negativity, and most importantly, to take everything that you haven’t had time for in life, due to working days or your own embarrassment.
Cleaning assistant
This is another short but funny scene; a daughter or granddaughter would be a good choice for the main role. We change into a robe, take a mop or broom, and a bucket of water. Having entered the hall, in the interval between competitions or toasts, he begins to clean up, wash the floor, muttering under his breath: “they litter, they trample when they walk.” Then he quietly goes out and exchanges a bucket of water for a bucket of confetti, entering the hall again, approaching the edge with a dissatisfied look and throwing out the bucket on those present.
In general, short skits are more suitable for a large company, as it will be possible to involve the maximum number of guests.
From early childhood we fell in love with fairy tales, we fell asleep to them, looked up to the main characters, but over time everything began to be forgotten. An anniversary is an event where you can not only remember your favorite heroes, but also act as an author, creating a picture of famous characters, but with a completely different scenario.
Impromptu skit« New chicken Ryaba"
50 years is rightfully considered a golden anniversary, one might say - the golden mean between past and future years. And the funny fairy tale about the golden egg will fit perfectly into the holiday decoration; both grandparents will certainly like it.
Toastmaster: Grandfather and grandmother lived in one remote village. Grandpa was very weak, he spent all day lying on the stove and sitting on a bench near the house.
(to the song “When We Were Young,” the grandfather comes out, leaning on a stick and sits in the center).
Toastmaster: but grandma was a cheerful person. However, look for yourself: cheerful, playful, lively!
(Grandma comes out to the song “Dolce Gabbana,” dances and waves to those around her and sits next to her grandfather.
Toastmaster: but the granny, although she was a fighter, did not touch her grandfather, on the contrary, she protected him in every possible way, loved him, kissed him:
On the left cheek, then on the right,
In the right ear, then in the left.
And if your legs hurt, she’ll warm them up and tighten your back, so she does a massage.
Toastmaster: they had chicken Ryaba, fatty, good chicken, it even seemed magical.
(slow music plays, a chicken comes out - a man dressed in a colorful sundress).
Toastmaster: what does a healthy, smart bird do? Of course - lays eggs. All that remains is to find a good groom, let's take the strongest cockerel from the whole village.
(a man in red shorts or pants comes out crowing).
Toastmaster: the egg will not appear just like that, for this it is necessary that the cockerel and the hen become friends, the rooster must protect and take care of his chosen one.
(cheerful music turns on, the couple dances).
Toastmaster: our heroes have become friends, it’s time to lay an egg.
(go behind the curtain).
Toastmaster: well, it’s time to look at the fruit of the friendship of our birds, friends, meet the golden egg!
(we remove the curtain, a man dressed in an egg costume comes out).
Toastmaster: everyone was very happy - it’s not every day that you see such a beautiful and huge egg. The old men consulted, and decided to break the egg and eat it, and give the shell to be bought up.
Grandfather was the first to hit, he didn’t break it, he tried to kick it, but that didn’t work either;
Granny got involved, she beat him, tickled him, even tried to bite him - nothing.
Everyone is shocked and in tears, scolding the egg, at this time a little mouse appears.
(a girl dressed in a gray skirt with ears on her head).
Toastmaster: every half-decent mouse should have its own tail!
(a man comes out and hugs the mouse around the waist from behind).
Toastmaster: the little gray one ran wildly dancing, forgot about her tail and carried off a saucer (plastic) with treats (sweets, fruits) along with the egg. The egg broke into small pieces that flew into the cracks and out the window. The old people are in tears - they had lost so much gold, but they could have lived well in retirement.
Ryaba: don’t cry, dear ones, you will still have a testicle, if only you find a suitable cockerel, otherwise this one turns out to be weak.
Participants and guests drink to the health and well-being of the birthday boy.
Unfortunately, we are not always able to celebrate a significant date noisily and cheerfully, due to some problems. But congratulating the hero of the day is a necessary thing, especially if it is a woman. In this case, the following 55th birthday greeting to a woman close to you will be perfect for you.
5 and 5 is not ten, 5 by 5 is not twenty-five,
5 and 5 let's congratulate the hero of the day together.
We'll kiss 55 times, we'll spill 55 times,
We will make 55 different toasts in your honor.
5 and 5 are all excellent, 55 manage to comprehend,
5 and 5 of such a rating, God grant everyone to achieve.
55 gifts for you, 55 good words,
55 bouquets for you, anniversary addresses.
55 is your age, 55 doesn’t matter,
55 if you are still young at heart.
Buy 5 and 5 outfits, 55 more of ours,
Get yourself 5 and 5 earrings for your ears.
5th and 5th law opened, 55 as 45,
5 and 5 are the envy of everyone, like a berry.
55 of your worries, 55 of your worries,
Let the family take over 55 household chores.
55 still in work, 55 no peace,
55 you, as before, will not be bored for a minute.
55 add 5.55 add 10,
55 add 100, live for so many more years!
Inspector
This scenario will definitely appeal to people of the older generation - mother, father, aunt, mother-in-law.
The doorbell rings, it opens, there is a man in a police uniform outside the threshold, and civilians next to him. The policeman comes in and introduces himself - Major Sidorov, I’ll be your new precinct officer. And which one of you will be citizen (surname of the hero of the day)? This means, citizen, there are anonymous complaints against you, which is why I came to you. Do you celebrate something or every day? I ask witnesses to come in.
The witnesses enter.
— The reason for my visit to you, is it clear? What anniversary? No, I didn’t come to you for a holiday, however, your cheerful pastime is proof of your guilt, albeit not direct, but still guilt. The fact is that, according to the anonymous author, you have a mini-distillery, and in common people - a moonshine still. In no case?! Will you deny? Just look at your table, there is so much alcohol, and it’s not cheap at that, it’s clear as day - you drive it and sell it. Well, this is necessary, under the very nose of the police, the citizen would be embarrassed. What if you poison the local drunks in the area, what should I do then? They won’t be poisoned, the vodka is excellent, you say, great, now the witnesses will check.
They pour it out to the witnesses and offer it to the inspector.
- I can’t do it when performing, but how can I determine the quality if I don’t try? Eh, something must happen - pour it for me too. Oh, you have a good moonshine, citizen, it’s painfully strong. How do you like the witnesses? - okay, okay, even confiscating on such a day is not convenient. Pour a little more and we’ll start drawing up a protocol. And there is some kind of snack, no need to be greedy, gentlemen, you can smell the smell of snacks on the street, they found you by it. The birthday girl most likely works in a sausage shop? No, it’s strange, but where does such a table come from? Okay, this is not relevant, did you come here just like that? Pour it while I read the protocol.
— when checking a complaint against a citizen (name of the birthday girl), the presence of a machine for producing surrogate alcohol (albeit of excellent quality) was established; after a preventive conversation, a promise was received not to do this again.
— based on all the above facts, Major Sidorov decided that the citizen (name of the hero of the day) will produce alcoholic beverages strictly for personal purposes, for consumption among friends and family (Major Sidorov must be attached). All formalities have been completed, you can continue, gentlemen, witnesses, pour out!
Friends, what difference does it make when an anniversary is 30 years old or 60 years old? The main thing is to create a festive mood and set the right direction. Your scenes can be small, using just one person, or they can be massive, involving everyone and the whole time of the celebration, this will not change the essence.
A cool anniversary is not a date, nor is it the efforts of people dear to you, it is a state of your soul. Remember the words of Omar Khayyam: “I am as old as I feel.” The more active we live, the less negativity we notice.
Video with original scenes for the anniversary
